Harry Styles is a relatively tall boy. We’ve seen the photos. We’ve seen the red carpets. And, of course, we’ve used Google. He’s 6ft tall.
Right, so that’s not ‘short’ by any stretch of the imagination.
And it would take a mighty, mighty tall person to make six feet of Harry Styles to look short.
But it’s happened, and we are all the better for it.
The Twittersphere dug up a photo of the consent king looking, well, petite next to his body guard. And the caption makes it all the funnier: “Harry Styles is dwarfed by his huge new 7ft bodyguard as he returns to London after filming music video in Scotland”
DWARFED.
“huge new 7ft bodyguard”
That’s like, a Hemsworth’s size. That’s big.
“Harry Styles is dwarfed by his huge new 7ft bodyguard”: an iconic thread pic.twitter.com/veQUQ42XEG
— nan (@kissysvogue) May 22, 2020
I mean, on the surface, it’s really not that funny. But the more you look at it, and scroll through said “iconic thread”, the funnier it gets.
pic.twitter.com/A8JAOUG0HD
— nan (@kissysvogue) May 22, 2020
hahah looks like a father picking up his son from school pic.twitter.com/am5irM24aU
— ANNA (@oh_anna_) May 23, 2020
“dad?”
— basti (@nrzlvd) May 23, 2020
“Harry Styles is dwarfed by his huge new 7ft bodyguard as he returns to London after filming music video in Scotland” pic.twitter.com/04tB1jq6ps
— nan (@kissysvogue) August 13, 2019
He looks like Harry’s babysitter and Harry’s throwing a fit because he wants to be grown up
— ?????? ♡︎ (@creaturexsweet) May 23, 2020
aw he looks like a little old man?
— sleepy zaib (@zxibbokhxri) May 23, 2020
Harry thinking “how are you so tall? Oh my god, he’s taller than me.” This face looks like it has a LOT of questions ? pic.twitter.com/kU4IRiI0Ei
— Renai De (@Renaaai1999) May 23, 2020
These pics radiate the same energy pic.twitter.com/R6IrIgeCUf
— Hroupie bitch (@JemmaVeronique) May 23, 2020
srry but i haved to do this cus his face sent me pic.twitter.com/ryrcqQxwGZ
— ?????? is seeing h and l (@mintyhazza) May 23, 2020
Incredible. I think maybe Harry upgraded his security detail to Asgaardian strength after he was robbed at knifepoint in Paris. Which is no laughing matter.
But, now, at least he can be sure won’t be anyone game enough to take on his new bodyguard. Unless it’s an Avenger. Because, legit. He’s hired a God.
Image Sources: Twitter (@kissysvogue)