Love! L’amour! When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie etc. That mystical force, the driving energy behind basically everything that we do. There’s a reason that almost every single song, movie and book surrounds the topic, right? It’s the inexplicable thing that all humans inherently crave. And yet we fail to understand it in the slightest. It’s only harder in the digital age to nail down what them old folk called ‘love’ and navigate the dating game, so let’s turn to tweets for some age-old advice. Or, at least, to cry with company.
1.
its stupid when girls say they cant find a guy, yet they ignore me. its like saying youre hungry when theres a hot dog on the ground outside
— Mike F (@mikefossey) April 26, 2015
2.
“Why you ain’t text me back”
First of all experiment 623 you’re not my man, relax.
— aspiring thotiana. (@unbotheredbliss) October 2, 2017
3.
more bad news for single people pic.twitter.com/Qvyn98PxAQ
— harry moore (@Harry_Moore_) July 19, 2017
4.
He doesn’t text back.
He breaks promises.
He doesn’t instigate conversation or check on you.
He only messages when he needs something.Me: pic.twitter.com/8ZvLKWcmta
— Tolly (@tolly_t) September 24, 2017
5.
Relationships are an expensive way to watch someone slowly like you less and less.
— shelby fero (@shelbyfero) May 20, 2014
6.
✌️ pic.twitter.com/u8ZUateP3f
— 🏄♀️🌺 (@kadyrabbit) January 15, 2015
7.
there’s a really average looking emotionally unavailable guy down here that will probably ghost you in two months pic.twitter.com/9B00sW1FfJ
— scoobert doobert (@jackienads) September 10, 2017
8.
7:43 pm: I am in an argument with my girlfriend and my anger is justified
7:51 pm: I have just apologized for the Salem Witch Trials
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) May 15, 2017
9.
me: i’m a very private person
someone: hi
me: so i’ll start by describing some of my lighter traumas before i get into the real bad stuff
— J. Jennifer Espinoza (@sadqueer4life) April 25, 2017
10.
my family’s Christmas card this year lmao pic.twitter.com/A2L7wfsprN
— Emily Seawright (@cantseawright) November 26, 2017
11.
Found your boyfriend on Wikipedia. pic.twitter.com/hbZFd1V8sQ
— Hannah Al-Othman (@HannahAlOthman) May 8, 2017
12.
Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me.
— Robin McCauley Lynch (@RobinMcCauley) March 5, 2014
13.
dates 1-4: let me tell u about my extremely normal hobbies and interests
date 5: i don’t think the moon is real
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) August 30, 2016
14.
Me: Netflix & chill?
Her: sure
[later that night]
Her: so you don’t have Netflix?
Me [pulling out 20 condoms]: I don’t have chill either— David Hughes (@david8hughes) September 15, 2015
