Okay okay okay, let me just say, I really really wanted Todd to win. Following the boys being introduced, he was just a loveable, dorky (but in a cute way) kind of guy you want to cuddle and take home to your parents. Am I in love with him? Perhaps. Was Ali stupid to have picked Taite? I mean, you do you, boo. But during the whole season I had some serious emotions. I took to twitter in search of my thoughts in written form, and well, does twitter ever disappoint? Here’s our post-mortem of the season through my personal fave tweets:
Ivan making his comeback
[Todd walks away]
[long pause]
WHAT IS LOVE?
[Ali looks up]
BABY DON’T HURT ME
[she smiles]
DON’T HURT ME
NO MORE
[Ivan emerges from behind a tree, dancing wildly]#TheBacheloretteAU #BacheloretteAU— Dan Hall (@danieljohnhall) November 15, 2018
Honestly, as soon as he put the WHOLE avo (pit and all) in the blender, I knew that boy had to go.
Charlie…
Ok I haven’t watched this boring Bachie-lette season in weeks but I just tuned in and MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY CHARLIE IS A FREAKING CONTROLLING PSYCHO ABORT ALI ABORT. #TheBacheloretteAU
— Rosie Waterland (@RosieWaterland) November 8, 2018
That PSYCHO with the damn TONGUE and honestly, how did he last that long?!
Words of truth
Okay so to be fair, I haven’t been watching #TheBacheloretteAU often, but picking Taite over Todd is like going to the prom with the sweetest boy ever but then going home with the cheesy DJ who says he once ‘seen’ you in a hot mini dress. There is no way this will last 😂
— Rosie Waterland (@RosieWaterland) November 15, 2018
Yes, I might be biased as I side with Todd, but I mean… She’s not completely wrong?
Potaite-O
Can’t wait for the dealbreaker moment when Taite reveals his real name is actually Potato #TheBacheloretteAU
— Laura Bey (@LaurasaurusWrex) November 14, 2018
I may have just spat out my tea at that one.
Shrek 5.0??
Why is #TheBacheloretteAU finale in a friggin’ swamp? Such… romance?
— mark_harris_FINAL_FINAL.aep 🎬🎮 (@markh110) November 16, 2018
Cue, Ali: ‘What are you doing in my swamp?!’
Osher, you poor bystander
And once again osher is wanted for questioning as a witness for the biggest robbery in reality tv show history #TheBacheloretteau
— grasshopper (@livvmgc2013) November 15, 2018
I’m still so in love with Osh, you can never take that away from me.
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