Ahh Australia, heave a sigh of relief because MAFS, your God of trash television, is back. I am genuinely already lost trying to keep up with who’s who and it’s going to get even more confusing once they all start banging each other. All I know is that I’m kind of in love with the marine biologist girl. You don’t need attention from the opposite sex, Connie, come live with me amongst the dugongs!
While offices around the country are buzzing with everyone’s opinions, let’s turn to the king of all television commentary, Twitter, to see the best reactions to the first episode of 2020.
It’s kind of beautiful seeing the Twitter accounts who disappeared at the end of the last MAFS season now re-emerge on the hashtag like animals who hibernated all winter but crawl back out into the bright light of day at the first whiff of bat shit crazy reality TV drama.#MAFSAU
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) February 3, 2020
It’s so romantic to think that in six months time one of these contestents will be hosting shitty breakfast radio 😍#MAFSAU #MAFS
— Ned Balme (@NedBalmeLives) February 3, 2020
Of course people were rightly critical at the sheer caucasity of this season.
Over 15,000 people applied and not a single person of colour made it? #MAFSAU
— 🔱 – UNHINGED (@_xtopherus) February 3, 2020
And they’ve even managed to rope the queer girls in!! Even the strongest of us have fallen.
Me getting queer baited again knowing there’s a lesbian couple on the show. #MAFSAU #mafs
— Ingrid (@ingridatkins) February 3, 2020
And people absolutely lost their shit over Poppy.
“My partner had an accident….he tripped and fell into his co-worker’s vagina”……workplace accidents are always the most traumatic I find #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) February 3, 2020
Let’s remember Poppy in simpler times #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/SHeHalmoW4
— 20PK20 (@pjk27779) February 3, 2020
As well as the Godforsaken “experts” who clearly have as much common sense as the socks they’re getting contestants to sniff.
I’m launching a dating app where 7 men send me their shirts to sniff then I pick one to go on a date with #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/pKGM3J9fKR
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) February 3, 2020
“They like the smell of each others t-shirts”?? WTF!! Are we matching golden retrievers?? #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/jW1tLHfm0C
— Mark E Mark (@MarkEMarkAU) February 3, 2020
We’re going to need a lot of wine to deal with this season.
These outfits remind me of my grandmas China we were never allowed to touch. #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/KzrrmlzijN
— Cin_Emily (@johnnypop69) February 3, 2020
Single #MAFSAU mum: “When my twins were 6 weeks old, my husband had a terrible accident……..he tripped, fell and landed in his co-workers vagina.” Welcome back @MarriedAU
— Corey Norris (@coreynorris9) February 3, 2020
“Let’s do a toast to not banging each other’s husbands”. Firstly, the fact you have to say that…? Secondly, by saying that, they’ve just guaranteed someone will do exactly that. #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Isobel Ardent (@isobelardent) February 3, 2020
In MAFS we trust, amen.
#mafs #mafsau I know I mention this every year, but can we take a moment to remember Deb, and her unbridled love for Polynesian men pic.twitter.com/pHaXibmfZ0
— bob_with_no_job (@oh_dear_bob) February 3, 2020
Image Source: NineNow, Twitter