Ahh Australia, heave a sigh of relief because MAFS, your God of trash television, is back. I am genuinely already lost trying to keep up with who’s who and it’s going to get even more confusing once they all start banging each other. All I know is that I’m kind of in love with the marine biologist girl. You don’t need attention from the opposite sex, Connie, come live with me amongst the dugongs!
While offices around the country are buzzing with everyone’s opinions, let’s turn to the king of all television commentary, Twitter, to see the best reactions to the first episode of 2020.
It’s kind of beautiful seeing the Twitter accounts who disappeared at the end of the last MAFS season now re-emerge on the hashtag like animals who hibernated all winter but crawl back out into the bright light of day at the first whiff of bat shit crazy reality TV drama.#MAFSAU
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) February 3, 2020
— Ned Balme (@NedBalmeLives) February 3, 2020
Of course people were rightly critical at the sheer caucasity of this season.
Over 15,000 people applied and not a single person of colour made it? #MAFSAU
— 🔱 – UNHINGED (@_xtopherus) February 3, 2020
And they’ve even managed to rope the queer girls in!! Even the strongest of us have fallen.
— Ingrid (@ingridatkins) February 3, 2020
And people absolutely lost their shit over Poppy.
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) February 3, 2020
— 20PK20 (@pjk27779) February 3, 2020
As well as the Godforsaken “experts” who clearly have as much common sense as the socks they’re getting contestants to sniff.
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) February 3, 2020
— Mark E Mark (@MarkEMarkAU) February 3, 2020
We’re going to need a lot of wine to deal with this season.
— Cin_Emily (@johnnypop69) February 3, 2020
— Corey Norris (@coreynorris9) February 3, 2020
— Isobel Ardent (@isobelardent) February 3, 2020
In MAFS we trust, amen.
— bob_with_no_job (@oh_dear_bob) February 3, 2020
Image Source: NineNow, Twitter