Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to bust out the microwavable popcorn. Osher is back with a bunch of new dudes and our fab new Bachelorette Angie. Cancel your Wednesday and Thursday night plans coz you’re not going to want to miss this.
We’re only two eps in but honestly, we’ve been served a whole season of drama already. And it’s amazing. The spiciest happening so far is undoubtedly just every disgusting thing that Jess has said or done and Queen Angie kicking his misogynistic ass out of the mansion. Turns out he’s a councillor for Noosa and he is in some serious hot water with the mayor. Also he didn’t know who Osher was. WTF.
“Who is Osher”? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/GkZYPphjdO
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) October 9, 2019
Okay I’m hooked, ready for @AngieMKent putting Jess in his place #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/jcIxn4KtmA
— Candice Wells (@candiceswells) October 9, 2019
“I’d rather be single for the rest of my life.” #BacheloretteAU
This. Woman. pic.twitter.com/8qcWoRl08F
— Viki G (@viki_gerova) October 10, 2019
All of Noosa right now #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/647PUfoenf
— AlphaBravo ?️♀️?️? (@LeftWingCop) October 10, 2019
RIP Noosa, we know the rest of you guys are real ones.
Wazza Didn’t Last Long Either
In one ep we managed to lose two dudes without a rose ceremony and honestly, good riddance. The other guy to go had a hissy fit because he didn’t like being dressed up as a chicken for the photo shoot, but has ‘Wazza’ tattooed on his back? Righto Warwick, sound logic there.
We lost two guys with NO rose ceremony because they were just pure trash. Whew what an episode. #BacheloretteAU
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) October 10, 2019
Only on the Aussie series of The Bachelorette could you have a guy called Wazza (with a back tattoo that says… Wazza) losing it over being dressed as a chook #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/RGjPeUGVsl
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) October 10, 2019
Who Doesn’t Love Dressing Up?
Meanwhile Timm copped a lobster costume like a champ and pulls off eyeliner better than I do. He’s also just a great bloke.
The shows were bound to crossover eventually #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Ytqv7y2k9I
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) October 10, 2019
“You look like you’ve got eyeliner on.” “I do have eyeliner on.” HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH I LOVE TIMM #BacheloretteAU
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) October 10, 2019
Timm immediately thinking Jess was her dad was just…. pure fucking gold #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/jfoNwMLhqe
— Erin Findlay (@erinfindlay_) October 9, 2019
And There Have Already Been Tears
Jamie’s approach to love has also been a lil questionable – he seems to get real jelly of any other man who’s within two feet of Angie. Probably including Osher tbh. He puts Emma from the Bachelor to shame.
Jamie is actually Vince the sensitive fireman on Friends #BacheloretteAU @BacheloretteAU #TheBacheloretteAU #ineedtogowriteinmyjournal pic.twitter.com/RdKxeWOZat
— BlankityBlank (@ilma__khan) October 9, 2019
jamie crying to angie about how he feels devastated he didnt get the 24 hour rose and how he DESERVES it #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/uRGstgQJ3U
— lauryn (@motelcalifcrnia) October 9, 2019
100% the guy who gets upset on tinder when you don’t respond within 2.5 seconds #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/jJh4k5ezkP
— J O D E S ? (@jodes888) October 9, 2019
Bachie Doppelgängers Are A Thing
Twitter was also quick to point out the likeness of Ciarran to some of our fave characters from the big screen:
Compare the pair #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/xOZsCIq6Lg
— Maddy Finn (@faddyminn) October 9, 2019
I knew I’d seen Ciarran before #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/UPskDHkutl
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) October 9, 2019
But a man who chooses tea over booze is a keeper for sure.
Love that Ciaran is there with a cuppa while everyone else is on the beers #BacheloretteAu
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) October 9, 2019
Idk about you, but I know where I’ll be next Wednesday at 7.30pm sipping wine in my ugg boots.
