Northern Territory. What. Are. You. Doing? Have you finally reached insanity after all your drunk pigs and horny roos? Are you so tired of chasing crocs out of your lounge room that you’ve just decided to live as animals? Last night, The NT News Twitter posted a top ten Aussie biscuit list. And honestly, no.
This alleged “Top Ten Definitive Biscuit List” is downright wrong and also offensive.
TOP TEN DEFINITIVE BISCUIT LIST:
1A. CHICKEN IN A BISCUIT
2 TRIPLE WAFER – CHOCOLATE ONLY
3. TIM TAM – ORIGINAL
4. MALT ‘O’ MILK
5. DELTA CREAM
6. SHORTBREAD YO-YOS MADE BY OUR NANA
7. TEDDY BEAR
9. SCOTCH FINGER
— The NT News (@TheNTNews) 3 March 2019
So now, Aussie Twitter is in an uproar, and rightfully so. After The NT News posted this list, the responses came flooding in.
Some offered suggestions,
WHERES THE ANZAC BISCUIT,
YOUR LIST IS #UNAUSTRALIAN
— Rodger McChumbucket (@deadrodger) 3 March 2019
Monte Carlo not making this list is worse than Shannon Noll losing Australian Idol https://t.co/2RxlNs0hwK
— Harry (@hazmatticus_) 3 March 2019
No Iced Vo Vo, No Mint Slice, No BBQ Shapes
Tell em they’re dreaming#biscuits https://t.co/fUf253dsYo
— Countdown Music Aust (@CountdownAus) 3 March 2019
Some scrapped the whole thing
This list is wrong.
You are wrong.
Best ten biscuits, in no particular order;
Ritz, TimTam, Jammy Dodger, Rich Tea, Chocolate Teddy Bear, Custard Creams, Wagon Wheels, Monte Carlos, Chicken Drumstick Shapes, Cream Cheese Snickerdoodles. https://t.co/K91s8cdSmV
— Zichome (@cinova_says) 3 March 2019
And some were just plain disappointed
The humidity’s got to ’em #BBQShapes https://t.co/yn9GHsHmo8
— Chris Daley (@Chris88829) 3 March 2019
We need to talk about the Northern Territory.
I don’t want to pre-empt anything, but I don’t think expulsion from the Federation is a step too far for this list of national embarrassment… 🤦♂️ https://t.co/imjfk1nLDO
— Brett McKay (@BMcSport) 3 March 2019
Look, I’m not saying that I know better. I’m also not saying that any one person can make a definitive list on their own. But what I am saying is the Northern Territory are categorically wrong, this list is bad, and they should feel bad.