In one of the most embarrassing and cursed instances of Twitter meltdown I’ve ever seen in my life, Trump – the human version of a loud burp – just called our Lord and Saviour Chrissy Teigen a “filthy mouthed wife.”
Fanta Face was tweeting about signing off a Criminal Justice Reform, bragging about what a good president he is etc and how terrible everyone else is, including John Legend (who he called “boring” despite the fact that this man’s name is literally LEGEND).
And then, for some ungodly reason, he decided to come for Actual Queen Chrissy Teigen. But he didn’t tag her (scared, Trump?), and she didn’t even have anything to do with the interview that he was referring to.
….musician @johnlegend, and his filthy mouthed wife, are talking now about how great it is – but I didn’t see them around when we needed help getting it passed. “Anchor”@LesterHoltNBC doesn’t even bring up the subject of President Trump or the Republicans when talking about….
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 9, 2019
It’s like he’s asking for a take-down.
Which, of course, he got because Chrissy Teigen is fierce AF and people should honestly be scared of her.
lol what a pussy ass bitch. tagged everyone but me. an honor, mister president.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 9, 2019
Luna, remember the night before your first day of school? When mommy was making your sign and the pussy ass bitch president had his 9th meltdown of the day pic.twitter.com/ZFZHJYrDPG
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 9, 2019
the absolute best part of his tweet is I literally didn’t speak in the special, nor was I mentioned. I’m cackling at the pointless addition of me because he cannot not be a bitch pic.twitter.com/9ZkV7bh4FA
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 9, 2019
Chrissy really ripped out Trump’s toupee like that, huh? In the spirit of things, here’s some more blessed Chrissy content just for you.
#1 Chrissy Teigen Keeping John Humble
settle down, you’re okay at it
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 31, 2016
2 grammy noms for @johnlegend no one has congratulated me for being the inspiration behind “all of me” without me there is no all of me
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 6, 2014
John when you tell him he looks like Arthur pic.twitter.com/0NW3NDtAb1
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 21, 2017
#2 Just This Entire Take-down
I love me pic.twitter.com/Su55DpkrJn
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 20, 2017
#3 Chrissy Teigen Generally Roasting Gross Guys
The penises people tweet me are always the worst penises
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 22, 2014
If u see more than one girl in an insta pic, I think it’s really important for u to say who is hotter. That’s a really important thing to do
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 2, 2016
#4 Chrissy Teigen + Food
Back at the airport. Waiting in a line 38 deep for tater tots. I am ashamed.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 18, 2009
#5 Reminding Us Of Exactly What We Deserve
How is John taking off my jewelry “relationship goals” like your fuckin boyfriend won’t take your necklace off jfc leave him
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 14, 2017
Image Sources: Twitter
