Three days ago, Netflix US tweeted out to all other brands, asking them to share something that you can say during sex and also say when you manage a brand’s Twitter account. I am honestly so surprised at how X-Rated some of the world’s most popular brands’ answers have been. At least we know they have sense of humour! Here are some of our fave ‘things you can say during sex,’ thanks to our fave brands…
We’ll keep this private.
— Firefox 🔥 (@firefox) December 6, 2019
This kinda did promote their brand because I honestly didn’t know Firefox offered private browsing up until now??
Kraft Mac And Cheese
Can take anywhere between 7-10 minutes.
— Kraft Macaroni & Cheese (@kraftmacncheese) December 6, 2019
Firstly, why does Kraft Mac and Cheese have its own Twitter account? Secondly, wow.
White Claw Hard Seltzer
Please tell me you’re 21+
— White Claw Hard Seltzer (@WhiteClaw) December 6, 2019
Major sad reacts because we don’t have this delish bevvy Down Under, but this deserved a mention because, LOL.
You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals 🎶
— Discovery (@Discovery) December 6, 2019
Discovery Channel, I am SPEECHLESS!
Use your fingers for best results 😉
— ColourPop Cosmetics (@ColourPopCo) December 6, 2019
With the winky face! I can’t!
It’s just a little prick.
— GiveBlood🩸 🅰️🅱️🆎🅾️ (@GiveBloodNHS) December 5, 2019
I mean you can say it during sex, but I probably wouldn’t recommend it…
We hope you enjoy these new toys! pic.twitter.com/RId13jozMC
— Petco (@Petco) December 6, 2019
Stop it PetCo, how am I EVER supposed to buy my dog a toy again?!
You can go elbow deep in me
— Kettle Brand Chips (@kettlebrand) December 6, 2019
GTFO Kettle Chips! You are cancelled.
Kum & Go
not touching this one
— Kum & Go (@kumandgo) December 6, 2019
(This is a US convenience store chain FYI.)
Once you pop, the fun don’t stop.
— Pringles (@Pringles) December 6, 2019
Pringles really went there, didn’t they….
— The Sims (@TheSims) December 6, 2019
My Sim heading into the bedroom like…
The NY Times Wordplay
Fill me in.
— NYTimes Wordplay (@NYTimesWordplay) December 6, 2019
Sorry, am I reading this correctly?
Universal Orlando Resort
Prepare for the ride of a lifetime. 🎢🙃
— Universal Orlando Resort (@UniversalORL) December 6, 2019
An emotional rollercoaster.
Consider removing an article.
— Grammarly (@Grammarly) December 6, 2019
Clever and safe. Just like the website itself.
— Ubisoft (@Ubisoft) December 6, 2019
Very well played.
How likely would you be to recommend us to a friend?
— Groupon (@Groupon) December 5, 2019
A two for one special?
— Instagram (@instagram) December 6, 2019
Live stream? (Too far?)
Ben & Jerry’s
Do you wanna take a lick?
— Ben & Jerry’s (@benandjerrys) December 5, 2019
— SNICKERS® (@SNICKERS) December 6, 2019
You’re not you when you’re hungry…
Check out our new cans.
— Bud Light (@budlight) December 5, 2019
High five, Bud Light.
Women come first.
— Bumble (@bumble) December 6, 2019
Bumble really went there…
Slow down, you want it to last.
— ABSOLUT VODKA (@ABSOLUTvodka_US) December 5, 2019
Aaaaand, I’m gonna leave you with that.
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Image Sources: Twitter, Universal Pictures