Companies Are Tweeting Things You Can Say During Sex And Also Say To Promote Your Brand

Three days ago, Netflix US tweeted out to all other brands, asking them to share something that you can say during sex and also say when you manage a brand’s Twitter account. I am honestly so surprised at how X-Rated some of the world’s most popular brands’ answers have been. At least we know they have sense of humour! Here are some of our fave ‘things you can say during sex,’ thanks to our fave brands…

Firefox

We’ll keep this private.

— Firefox 🔥 (@firefox) December 6, 2019

This kinda did promote their brand because I honestly didn’t know Firefox offered private browsing up until now??

Kraft Mac And Cheese

Can take anywhere between 7-10 minutes.

— Kraft Macaroni & Cheese (@kraftmacncheese) December 6, 2019

Firstly, why does Kraft Mac and Cheese have its own Twitter account? Secondly, wow.

White Claw Hard Seltzer

Please tell me you’re 21+

— White Claw Hard Seltzer (@WhiteClaw) December 6, 2019

Major sad reacts because we don’t have this delish bevvy Down Under, but this deserved a mention because, LOL.

Discovery

You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals 🎶

— Discovery (@Discovery) December 6, 2019

Discovery Channel, I am SPEECHLESS!

ColourPop Cosmetics

Use your fingers for best results 😉

— ColourPop Cosmetics (@ColourPopCo) December 6, 2019

With the winky face! I can’t!

GiveBlood

It’s just a little prick.

— GiveBlood🩸 🅰️🅱️🆎🅾️ (@GiveBloodNHS) December 5, 2019

I mean you can say it during sex, but I probably wouldn’t recommend it…

PetCo

We hope you enjoy these new toys! pic.twitter.com/RId13jozMC

— Petco (@Petco) December 6, 2019

Stop it PetCo, how am I EVER supposed to buy my dog a toy again?!

Kettle Chips

You can go elbow deep in me

— Kettle Brand Chips (@kettlebrand) December 6, 2019

GTFO Kettle Chips! You are cancelled.

Kum & Go

not touching this one

— Kum & Go (@kumandgo) December 6, 2019

(This is a US convenience store chain FYI.)

Pringles

Once you pop, the fun don’t stop.

— Pringles (@Pringles) December 6, 2019

Pringles really went there, didn’t they….

The Sims

WooHoo!

— The Sims (@TheSims) December 6, 2019

My Sim heading into the bedroom like…

The NY Times Wordplay

Fill me in.

— NYTimes Wordplay (@NYTimesWordplay) December 6, 2019

Sorry, am I reading this correctly?

Universal Orlando Resort

Prepare for the ride of a lifetime. 🎢🙃

— Universal Orlando Resort (@UniversalORL) December 6, 2019

An emotional rollercoaster.

Grammarly

Consider removing an article.

— Grammarly (@Grammarly) December 6, 2019

Clever and safe. Just like the website itself.

Ubisoft

“Ubisoft”

— Ubisoft (@Ubisoft) December 6, 2019

Very well played.

Groupon

How likely would you be to recommend us to a friend?

— Groupon (@Groupon) December 5, 2019

A two for one special?

Instagram

Double tap.

— Instagram (@instagram) December 6, 2019

Live stream? (Too far?)

Ben & Jerry’s

Do you wanna take a lick?

— Ben & Jerry’s (@benandjerrys) December 5, 2019

Chunky Monkey…

Snickers

Satisfied?

— SNICKERS® (@SNICKERS) December 6, 2019

You’re not you when you’re hungry…

Bud Light

Check out our new cans.

— Bud Light (@budlight) December 5, 2019

High five, Bud Light.

Bumble

Women come first.

— Bumble (@bumble) December 6, 2019

Bumble really went there…

Absolut Vodka

Slow down, you want it to last.

— ABSOLUT VODKA (@ABSOLUTvodka_US) December 5, 2019