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Companies Are Tweeting Things You Can Say During Sex And Also Say To Promote Your Brand

And it all started with Netflix.

Three days ago, Netflix US tweeted out to all other brands, asking them to share something that you can say during sex and also say when you manage a brand’s Twitter account. I am honestly so surprised at how X-Rated some of the world’s most popular brands’ answers have been. At least we know they have sense of humour! Here are some of our fave ‘things you can say during sex,’ thanks to our fave brands…

Firefox

This kinda did promote their brand because I honestly didn’t know Firefox offered private browsing up until now??

Kraft Mac And Cheese

Firstly, why does Kraft Mac and Cheese have its own Twitter account? Secondly, wow.

White Claw Hard Seltzer

Major sad reacts because we don’t have this delish bevvy Down Under, but this deserved a mention because, LOL.

Discovery

Discovery Channel, I am SPEECHLESS!

ColourPop Cosmetics

With the winky face! I can’t!

GiveBlood

I mean you can say it during sex, but I probably wouldn’t recommend it…

PetCo

Stop it PetCo, how am I EVER supposed to buy my dog a toy again?!

Kettle Chips

GTFO Kettle Chips! You are cancelled.

Kum & Go

(This is a US convenience store chain FYI.)

Pringles

Pringles really went there, didn’t they….

The Sims

My Sim heading into the bedroom like…

The NY Times Wordplay

Sorry, am I reading this correctly?

Universal Orlando Resort

An emotional rollercoaster.

Grammarly

Clever and safe. Just like the website itself.

Ubisoft

Very well played.

Groupon

A two for one special?

Instagram

Live stream? (Too far?)

Ben & Jerry’s

Chunky Monkey…

Snickers

You’re not you when you’re hungry…

Bud Light

High five, Bud Light.

Bumble

Bumble really went there…

Absolut Vodka

Aaaaand, I’m gonna leave you with that.

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Image Sources: Twitter, Universal Pictures 

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