Although 2020 has thrown up plenty of villains this year, Harry Styles continues to work his superhero efforts – and he’s back to make sure you never sleep difficult again.
Yep that’s right you Harry Styles stans, Calm – the sleep, relaxation and meditation app – has joined forces with the former One Direction singer – to read you all of the bed time stories.
The collab is part of a new series called Harry Styles: Dream With Me. Yes, yes I will dream with you, sir.
The announcement was made after clearly heaps of requests from fans of the app, with Calm releasing a sneaky video on Twitter announcing the new – and probably best ever – collaboration. That after an even cheekier teaser tweet by the brand, over the weekend.
🍉 💤 📖 🔜 🛏
— Calm (@calm) July 5, 2020
— Calm (@calm) July 6, 2020
As you can imagine, basically the entire Twittersphere and I went, well the completely opposite of calm – dreaming of our very own watermelon bed-time kisses.
bitches be like “i won’t do shit for ANY man i hate them all” then go download the Calm app for harry styles pic.twitter.com/Kdka9pk9sL
— 🖤 (@thepantal0on) July 6, 2020
harry styles calming me down through the calm app pic.twitter.com/6BU71OvMLV
— stephen (@stephenossola) July 6, 2020
me: going to sleep
calm: hello I’m harry styles
— rena (@iamrenari) July 6, 2020
Harry : Hello I’m Harry Styles . This is a calm story which is obviously supposed to calm you down
Everyone: * SCREAMS *
Harry : pic.twitter.com/ysJpO5QtRX
— Nia ◟̽◞̽ (@TheMoon_knows) July 6, 2020
— Harry Styles recording for calm, a thread of only this photo pic.twitter.com/BPvXEw6J6a
— 𝙿𝙰𝙼𝙴 ×͜× 𝑺𝑴4 𝑰𝑺 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑰𝑵𝑮 🦋 (@If_Icouldfly28) July 6, 2020
if you can afford the $70 subscription to the harry styles x calm podcast, then you can afford donating to blm, palestine etc so open ur purse babygorl 🥰🥰🥰
— 𝗮𝗼𝗶𝗳𝗲²⁸ ♡ 𝘀𝘆𝗱 (@ROGUESWT) July 6, 2020
And look the irony is really, how on this planet earth, am I meant to stay calm, with Harry reading me to bed??? CALM THIS IS FALSE ADVERTISING.
In actual fact, after tucking myself in, all warm and cosy, after reading this – I might actually never sleep again. So thanks for that Calm, you’ve both answered my dreams, and destroyed me at the same time.
Perhaps the most worrying thing though is that I’m going to have to explain to my boyfriend that I spent $70 (in fact more, once it’s changed from USD to AUD) – to hear Harry in my ear as I fall to sleep.
— 🐙ella🌹 (@tpwk_or_else) July 6, 2020
But frankly, I’ll take it – now please announce Timothee Chalamet, thanks.