Harry Styles Looks So Tiny And Grumpy Next To His Asgardian Bodyguard And It’s Hilarious

It’s not funny, and that’s what makes it funny.

Harry Styles is a relatively tall boy. We’ve seen the photos. We’ve seen the red carpets. And, of course, we’ve used Google. He’s 6ft tall.

Right, so that’s not ‘short’ by any stretch of the imagination.

And it would take a mighty, mighty tall person to make six feet of Harry Styles to look short.

But it’s happened, and we are all the better for it.

The Twittersphere dug up a photo of the consent king looking, well, petite next to his body guard. And the caption makes it all the funnier: Harry Styles is dwarfed by his huge new 7ft bodyguard as he returns to London after filming music video in Scotland


“huge new 7ft bodyguard”

That’s like, a Hemsworth’s size. That’s big.

I mean, on the surface, it’s really not that funny. But the more you look at it, and scroll through said “iconic thread”, the funnier it gets.

And, in hindsight, I don’t think it’s the fact Harry looks so small, so petite, so pocket-sized in these photos. Rather, it’s the confused and grumpy look on his face looking up at Thor beside him that has sent his fans into a tailspin. It was almost instantly memeified.

Incredible. I think maybe Harry upgraded his security detail to Asgaardian strength after he was robbed at knifepoint in Paris. Which is no laughing matter.

But, now, at least he can be sure won’t be anyone game enough to take on his new bodyguard. Unless it’s an Avenger. Because, legit. He’s hired a God.

Image Sources: Twitter (@kissysvogue)

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