Just how much true blue Aussie commentary can you fit into 180 characters? Apparently, quite a bit. Yes, the twittersphere can be a mildly horrifying place to be. But every once in a while you’ll read a tweet that’ll just make ya crack up. Here’s a few of our favourite Aussie tweets to cheer up your mid-week.
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for the women on this website horny for post malone may i suggest moving to newcastle australia and meeting the man of your dreams 4, 5, or even 6 times a day every day
โ mr grace mugabe (@mattvbrady) February 17, 2018
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Neil Finn: Here are 18 songs about how much I love and cherish my wife
Paul Kelly: yeah gday this one’s about a chick i rooted in a bin onceโ Alex McKinnon (@mckinnon_a) March 25, 2017
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Him: choke me
Me: pic.twitter.com/SH4t6iMSgoโ Ange, Girl Detective ๐ง (@AngeMaryClaire) November 21, 2017
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*australian teacher voice* This is NOT ON, girls. NOT ON.
โ nearvous (@nearvously) March 22, 2018
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my friend is in this fb group called “bad girls advice”, its all extremely bogan women posting about how sweet “their hubbies” are. It rules pic.twitter.com/GBEwErYLaN
โ christian (@nopoweradeinusa) May 3, 2017
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Eddie Mcguire: For $1 million, what is your MyGov password?
Me: Ah fuckโ Dave of the dead (@Mesut_Ausil) June 28, 2018
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can someone explain to me why its been in the Australian school curriculum for the past 20 odd years to learn a line dance to nutbush city limits
โ Lucy Valentine (@LucyXIV) November 3, 2018
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Dystopian worldbuilding: people eat mostly a foodstuff made from one kind of easily grown monocrop, like corn or wheat. It comes unflavoured, in rectangular bricks, because that shape stacks efficiently, no wasted space, for transport & storage. Eating it is considered patriotic pic.twitter.com/zB8WK9coEi
โ Eli Herring (@eliasvonhelios) February 19, 2018
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huge scoop from the australian’s video department pic.twitter.com/NJGl4ZT05T
โ Naaman Zhou (@naamanzhou) October 17, 2017
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I’m just saying this could’ve been worded better pic.twitter.com/sVi8bW1om9
โ Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) May 23, 2018
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james franco’s california mansion is cheaper than a marrickville two bedroom with no backyard pic.twitter.com/c9uSP0k5WD
โ A.H. Cayley (@ahcayley) October 9, 2017
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When itโs your first day at USyd pic.twitter.com/IUiHF9WNOi
โ j.r. hennessy (@jrhennessy) May 5, 2018
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“Healthy Harold? Mate I haven’t heard that name in years.” pic.twitter.com/GJospfuCDF
โ Mitch Feltscheer (@mitchfel) May 30, 2017
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if you wanna be my plover
you gotta protect my eggs
shrieking like the devil
swooping never endsโ Scary Jevons Paradox (@AynRandy) April 17, 2018
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australia is a very sexy continent pic.twitter.com/iZLL9HU0CW
โ mike (@boy_from_school) January 11, 2018
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Last week I was up at the Great Barrier Reef. I think that GBR and I are very similar. Weโre both unique beauties, itโs impossible to confirm our exact ages and rich old men just keep trying to drill us.
โ Lee Lin Chin (@LeeLinChin) March 1, 2018
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