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All The Crazy Good Shit Coming To Netflix This October

Namely, the Breaking Bad movie

Somehow, here we are down another month of 2019. Am I terrified of how fast this year is flying, and that life just seems to be zooming by me at uncontrollable rates while I sip virgin mojitos and write dating pieces on how you should dump your boyfriend? Yes. Am I going to cope with that by actually trying to make the most of the time I have on this planet? You bet your ass I’m not.

Instead, I’m going to enjoy Spooktober and binge Netflix like hell’s tomorrow. So buckle up baby, and let’s get bingeing. Here’s our top picks for October.

TV Series

Peaky Blinders Season 5 (October 4)

Bring out the blankets and chips and get ready to binge this family crime drama. This season will find “the world thrown into turmoil by the financial crash of 1929,” according to it’s official synopsis. It’s getting hella good reviews, so you know you’re in for a good time and some major thrills.

Big Mouth Season 3 (October 4)

The Fab Five are in Big Mouth this season, need I say more?

Riverdale Season 4 (October 10, weekly episodes)

River new poster and tagline.

The CW just released Riverdale’s new poster yesterday, so the hype for Riverdale’s season 4 is real. The tagline for this season is “Sex. Lies. Videotapes.” So, you know it’s going to be spicy. In this season we’re finally going to find out if Jughead is dead or not, and TBH I’m not ready.

Surviving R. Kelly Season 1 (October 22)

This six part doco is going to be absolutely loaded, with young women everywhere coming out to share their experiences of sexual abuse with controversial (at best) R. Kelly.

Movies

El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie (11 October)

Oh my god guys, it’s (basically) here. I feel like just yesterday there were only speculations about this film, and now the follow up to critically acclaimed Breaking Bad is finally right at our door step. The anticipation has been crazy. Get ready folks, that’s all I’m sayin’.

Jaws, and Jaws: The Revenge (October 11)

Um hello excuse me Jaws is one of my favourite franchises of all time and I definitely will be bingeing it this Spooktober. I freakin’ LOVE monster movies, and there’s no faster way to my heart than a good monster movie on a windy Halloween night. This month is absolutely KILLER with the classics. There’s more just below.

Back To The Future Part III (October 11)

Oh yes, there’s more. Not only are we getting Jaws, but we have this bad baby to watch too. Granted, it’s not as good as the first one, but who cares? Now we can all cry together about  Doc’s love, and also continue mourning our lack of hover boards or time travel here in 2019.

Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them (October 28)

Why you would watch Fantastic Beasts when you could just rewatch Harry Potter, I don’t know. Okay, maybe I’m a HP purist. Whatevs. I’ll admit that the first Fantastic Beasts movie is actually pretty good and I enjoyed it, but I need you to understand that the series as a whole is terrible. So, do with that info what you will.

Pitch Perfect 3 (October 7)

Yes, the Pitch Perfect movie no one asked for made it onto my list for Spooktober recommendations. Is it not terrible enough that you can enjoy it on a Sunday afternoon while you talk shit with the girls/etc and eat a cheese platter?

Here’s the whole list of October releases

October 1st
Carmen Sandiego – Season 2
Nikki Glaser: Bangin’
Where Hands Touch
Fed Up
The Book of Eli
Wild Wild West
Boo! A Madea Halloween

October 2nd
Ready to Mingle (Solteras)
Living Undocumented

October 3rd
Seis Manos

October 4th
Peaky Blinders – Season 5
Big Mouth – Season 3
El Dragón: Return of a Warrior – Season 1
Raising Dion – Season 1
Rotten – Season 2
Creeped Out – Season 2
Super Monsters – Season 3
Super Monsters: Vida’s First Halloween
In The Tall Grass
All The Money In The World

October 5th
Legend Quest: Masters of Myth

October 7th
Match! Tennis Juniors – Season 1
Pitch Perfect 3

October 8th
The Spooky Tale of Captain Underpants Hack-a-ween
Deon Cole: Cole Hearted

October 9th
Rhythm + Flow – Season 1

October 10th
Riverdale – Season 4 (weekly episodes)
Ultramarine Magmell

October 11th
Haunted – Season 2
Insatiable – Season 2
Plan Coeur – Season 2
YooHoo to the Rescue – Season 2
El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie
Wolkenbruchs Wunderliche Reise in die Arme Einer Schickse
La Influencia
Fractured
The Forest of Love
Shrek
Jaws
Inside Man
Back to the Future Part III
Billy Elliott
Bring It On: Fight to the Finish
Elizabeth
Mercury Rising
Life (1999)
Kick-Ass
The Purge
Brewster’s Millions
The Nutty Professor
Sophie’s Choice
The Tale of Despereaux
Jaws: The Revenge

October 12th
Banlieusards
Life (2017)
The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

October 13th
Da Kath & Kim Code
Kath & Kimderella
Sicario

October 14th
Martin Matte: La Vie, La Mort… Eh La La!

October 15th
The Losers
Green Lantern
Police Academy
Cobra
Beowulf
The Pagemaster
Demolition Man

October 16th
Arrow – Season 7
Park Na-rae: Glamour Warning
Ghosts of Sugar Land

October 17th
The Big Bang Theory – Season 11

October 18th
Toon – Seasons 1 & 2
MeatEater – Season 8
Avlu – Season 1
Baby – Season 2
Interior Design Masters – Season 1
La Casa de las Flores – Season 2
Living With Yourself – Season 1
Mighty Little Bheem: Diwali
Spirit Riding Free: Pony Tales Collection 2
Eli
Seventeen
Upstarts
The Laundromat
Tell Me Who I Am
Unnatural Selection

October 22nd
Surviving R. Kelly – Season 1
Jenny Slate: Stage Fright

October 23rd
Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner
Dancing with the Birds

October 24th
Daybreak – Season 1
Grego Rossello: Disculpe Las Molestias
Burnt

October 25th
Brotherhood – Season 1
Nailed It! France (C’est du Gâteau!) – Season 1
Nailed It! Spain (Niquelao!) – Season 1
Prank Encounters – Season 1
Brigada Costa del Sol – Season 1
The Kominsky Method – Season 2
Greenhouse Academy – Season 3
Dolemite Is My Name
Rattlesnake
It Takes A Lunatic

October 28th
A 3 Minute Hug
Little Miss Sumo
Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them
The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature

October 29th
Arsenio Hall: Smart & Classy

October 30th
Flavourful Origins: Yunnan Cuisine – Season 1
Nowhere Man – Season 1

October 31st
Kengan Ashura: Part II

TBA
My Next Guest with David Letterman: Shah Rukh Khan
Wounds

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