What the fuck is this? Pasta is one of the few truly good things left in this world, and now someone’s gone and fucked with it. I’m appalled, I’m offended, I’m outraged. This image of a salad lasagne has turned up on reddit and I’m mad at it.
Just look at it. Visually it’s quite nice to look at. But in terms of overall idea, I hate it. I mean, there’s a reason why it’s on the thread Awful Taste, Great Execution. People on Twitter are also having plenty of feelings about this particular abomination.
me lookin at the salad lasagna pic.twitter.com/xbz0hcO82K
— gilets jawn (@johnnycashapp) April 30, 2019
Your time line is now cursed. pic.twitter.com/Hpc35lkdX0
— Jez 🔜 #E32019 (@JezCorden) April 30, 2019
Lasagne Salad… Reddit is back on it’s bullshit today… pic.twitter.com/dIqlJgwFVb
— Omakase Papi (@devourTheCity) April 29, 2019
Therapist: Salad lasagne doesn’t exist. There’s nothing to be afraid of.
Salad Lasagne: pic.twitter.com/T0WU38nlnM
— Your Pinko Daddy (@youngjoeflint) April 29, 2019
And the incredibly succinct,
Who tf makes salad lasagna
— Kalev (@calebdrewelliot) April 29, 2019
Salad Lasagne will haunt my dreams tbh. But also, mostly I just really want regular lasagne now.
*Dreams in Italian*