Let me get this one straight. Sydney Beer Co. literally wants to pay one of you lucky, lucky people to encourage all your mates to clock off work as early as possible and get out of the office for arvo drinks. Long story short, you’re getting paid to drink. Seems too good to be true, right?
The job is officially labeled as ‘Chief Clock-Off Officer’ or CCOO for short. And they’re looking for someone who is a star procrastinator and loves getting on the bevs early after, or even during work.
The candidate requirements are that you need to be an afternoon person, ready for a drink and getting your mates and colleagues involved too. It’s crucial to keep your eyes focussed on the clock. Those beers aren’t going to get drunk on their own.
Sydney Beer Co’s ethos is to take back the 9 to 5 and get back the essence of having a good time. We all work too hard anyway, so why not crack open a cold one and relax? Get the life back in work-life balance.
If you think you have what it takes to champion ‘Sydney Time’ and enjoy a good beer at your leisure, get in touch and tell Sydney Beer Co. why you’re the best person for the job. Be as creative as you can here, folks.
Send your cover letter and CV to email@example.com
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