The Cats trailer dropped a few days ago, and it’s taken me this long to write about it because it really just left me speechless.
What did we do to deserve the abominations that haunted us through the Cats trailer? What did we do as a nation, to bring upon this suffering to our senses?
Did we upset God, and this is our punishment?
And Lord, please tell me how, despite looking like an absolute fucking nightmarish shit-show, this film managed to get an incredible star-studded cast and immense budget?
How TF did this monstrosity of a film manage to acquire the likes of Judi Dench? And what the FUCK have they done to the most dignified and handsome man in the world, Idris Elba?
Is this a joke? Have the furries finally won? Or are even the furries repulsed by these things? Am I having a fever dream after falling into a nightmarish coma enabled by the equally cursed Sonic trailer?
The only thing that makes sense right now is all the crazy bullshit Taylor Swift has been doing for the past few months, because clearly it was just to prep us for this terrifying vision.
Although, it failed. We were not prepped. We are all deeply disturbed, and here are the best internet memes to really capture the feeling of utter horror we are all caught up in right now. Hopefully these funnies can cure you of what I am sure is some medical-grade trauma right now.
twitter rn pic.twitter.com/kLTgqbmYME
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) July 18, 2019
that #cats trailer sure is something huh pic.twitter.com/HBYMuHZD5g
— Avi (@tiny_griffin) July 18, 2019
Why do the cats have human noses? And lips?
— *screaming* (@spoicypepper) July 19, 2019
why do the cats in the new Cats movie look like bad Medieval cat paintings lmao pic.twitter.com/mIHbJbrIhi
— rae paoletta (in 🇨🇱) (@PAYOLETTER) July 18, 2019
They honestly look like creepy cat demons.
— Rane Miller (@ranemilluh) July 19, 2019
Also, if there are human sized things and cat sized things, does that mean there are humans?
nobody involved in making this movie knows how large or small at cat is pic.twitter.com/AH2wS17HNu
— Megan Lasher (@MeganLasher) July 18, 2019
Are the humans as freaked out as us that the cats walk on two fucking legs and have lips and noses and teeth like us? And weird furry geneatalia-free bodies?
somehow the people in Cats look more nude than if they were actually nude, and it’s weird as hell. pic.twitter.com/vw8vtsIAUa
— Gavia Baker-Whitelaw (@Hello_Tailor) July 18, 2019
Seriously, the boobs are weird.
Why do some of the cats have big globular tits and others don’t. That’s all I have on this one, guys.
— Joel Kim Booster (@ihatejoelkim) July 18, 2019
But like, surely we’re just overreacting right? It’s just a movie, right? And can we judge the Cats trailer for the whole film? (Yes, yes we can.)
I don’t know why you’re all freaking out over miniature yet huge cats with human celebrity faces and sexy breasts performing a demented dream ballet for kids.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) July 18, 2019
Cats releases on Boxing Day.
Image Sources: Universal Pictures, Twitter @louisvirtel, @ihatejoelkim, @Hello_Tailor, @MeganLasher, @ranemilluh, @PAYOLETTER, @spoicypepper, @tiny_griffin, @jpbrammer.