We can always trust the people of Twitter to completely destroy our faith in humanity. This week on Twitter, people are sharing their worst food mix-ups. This trending thread is all thanks to one special lady who accidentally put hot chocolate on her omelette… If you’re someone who’s disgusted by Elvis Presley’s fav snack, the ‘Fools Gold Loaf’ (a hollowed out loaf of bread filled with an entire jar of peanut butter, a jar of grape jam and a pound of bacon) then these next menu items will not be for you.
Easter Eggs Gone Wrong
I’ve given up caffeine and ordered hot chocolate for breakfast at this hotel, forgot I’d done so, and when it arrived, poured it over my omelette, reckoning it looked like a kind of sauce. And now I’m eating chocolate omelette so no one notices I’ve fucked up so badly. How are u?
— Sathnam Sanghera (@Sathnam) September 22, 2019
Take this as a sign that you should never give up coffee. Coffee IS breakfast (don’t @ me).
Green Eggs And Jam
Once put a large dollop of strawberry jam onto my plate of scrambled eggs at The Wolseley, thinking it was ketchup. But you win.
— stefanstern (@stefanstern) September 22, 2019
Would you rather: jam on your scrambled eggs or hot choc on your omelette? This one is harder than the fingers for toes or toes for fingers debate!
Something Will Ferrell’s Character In Elf Would Do
I once put chocolate sauce on a roast. I thought it was thick gravy. Tasted fine.
— susan kelly (@susiek227) September 22, 2019
Chocolate sauce should be it’s own food group.
Is Butter A Carb?
My friend was a bit loaded at a dinner once and carved off a thick slice of “cheese” and ate it. Obvs it was butter.
— Mj (@here_comes_B) September 22, 2019
I really hope not for your friend’s sake….
Send Noods Pls
I once took a massive mouthful of noodles only to discover they were strips of raw fish. Swallowed it obviously.
— Kia Abdullah (@KiaAbdullah) September 22, 2019
Honestly have no idea how this one is even possible? Kia, we have so many questions…
Can Marmite Please Be Cancelled?
I once added a big dollop of what I thought was Nutella into my porridge in The Times canteen. It was Marmite. 🤢
— Joe Clay (@joeclay23) September 22, 2019
Your first mistake was reaching for the Marmite. A bit of Vege in the porridge is nbd… Vegemite on EVERYTHING please and thank you.
Sugar And Spice And All Things NASTY
One ordered a pizza late at night waiting for a flight, thought I was putting parmesan on my pizza, put sugar instead. Ate it anyway.
— Samarth (@SamarthKanal) September 22, 2019
But I mean, I get it. Pizza can never be wasted – that’s a crime!
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