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These Are The Star Signs With The Best (And Worst) Tinder Swipe-Rates

Love is written in the stars (and Tinder matches).

They say love is written in the stars. Is it though? I’m honestly doubtful. Can someone tell me where? What font? Are we talking size 12 Arial or a Wingdings-type situation? I would love some pointers. Please.

And despite all the mystery surrounding that truly misleading metaphor, there is a beacon of hope in the crazy world of modern dating: Tinder.

Apparently, there is a magic (nay, a science) that explains your success (or failure) in the dating game. And it’s all up to your star sign to dictate whether or not you accumulate a plethora of Tinder matches. Who woulda thunk it?!

Star Signs With The Most Swipe Rights (Gals)

Scorpios, you’re in bloody luck. Topping the list of girls with the most swipe rights are our most mischievous friends, the Scorpios (Oct 23-Nov 21).

Following closely behind are Leos (Jul 23-Aug 22), and Taurus girls (Apr 20-May 20) snagging a close third. If you’ve missed out on a top 3 placing, fear not because it could be worse. Unless you’re a Pisces, y’all are the wooden spooners.

Fourth: Cancer (Jun 21-Jul 22)

Fifth: Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22)

Sixth: Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)

Seventh: Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Eighth: Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)

Ninth: Libra (Sep 23-Oct 22)

Tenth: Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19)

Eleventh: Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)

Twelfth: Pisces (Feb 19-Mar 20)

And The Fellas’ Star Signs With The Most Swipe Rights

For the boys, it’s a very different situation. Taureans, it would seem your stubbornness can’t be detected through a phone screen – you’ve scored top spot. Following closely behind are our perfectionist friends, the Virgos. And snagging third place are Pisces – a great improvement from their female counterparts.

Here’s where the rest of the zodiacs fall:

Fourth: Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)

Fifth: Libra (Sep 23-Oct 22)

Sixth: Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)

Seventh: Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19)

Eighth: Leo (Jul 23-Aug 22)

Ninth: Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Tenth: Cancer (Jun 21-Jul 22)

Eleventh: Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)

Twelfth: Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)

What we can surmise from this extremely comprehensive and sophisticated data set is that Saggies need to level up their Tinder game. Maybe you should consult your Taurus friends for some helpful pointers. Or, you know, don’t. Keep floundering if you must.

I’ll give you this one for free: ditch the animal filters – they’re not cute. Also, boomerangs aren’t pics. Pls stop.

Image Sources: Tinder (Facebook), Giphy. 

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