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Tinder Reveals The Star Signs With The Most Swipe Rights & Saggies, We Got Some Bad News

Love is written in the stars (and Tinder matches).

They say love is written in the stars. Is it though? I’m honestly doubtful. Can someone tell me where? What font? Are we talking size 12 arial or an encrypted wingdings type situation? Would love some pointers.

Despite all the mystery surrounding this truly misleading metaphor, there is a beacon of hope. Love may be written in the stars, but it could also very well be hiding in your Tinder feed – waiting for that magical swipe right. Well lovers, go ahead and breathe a sigh of relief…

We’ve got some leads on where exactly your Tinder love lies. It’s in your star sign people…who woulda thunked it.

Star Signs With The Most Swipe Rights (Gals)

Scorpios, you’re in bloody luck. Topping the list of girls with the most swipe rights are our most mischievous friends, the Scorpios (Oct 23-Nov 21).

Following closely behind are Leos (Jul 23-Aug 22), with Taurus (Apr 20-May 20) girls snagging a close third. If you’ve missed out on a top 3 placing, fear not because it could be worse. Unless you’re a Pisces, ya’ll are dealing with rock bottom.

Fourth: Cancer (Jun 21-Jul 22)

Fifth: Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22)

Sixth: Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)

Seventh: Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Eighth: Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)

Ninth: Libra (Sep 23-Oct 22)

Tenth: Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19)

Eleventh: Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)

Twelfth: Pisces (Feb 19-Mar 20)

Star Signs With The Most Swipe Rights (Guys)

Boys, it’s a very different situation. Taureans, it would seem your stubbornness can’t be detected through a phone screen – ya’ll are in luck with top spot. Following closely behind with the second most swipe rights are our perfectionist friends, the Virgos. Snagging third place is Pisces – a solid level up from their female counterparts.

Here’s ya comprehensive list of other zodiacs that fell a little short…

Fourth: Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)

Fifth: Libra (Sep 23-Oct 22)

Sixth: Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)

Seventh: Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19)

Eighth: Leo (Jul 23-Aug 22)

Ninth: Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Tenth: Cancer (Jun 21-Jul 22)

Eleventh: Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)

Twelfth: Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)

Essentially what we can surmise from this extremely dense and sophisticated data set is that Saggies need to level up their Tinder game. Consult your Taurus friends for some helpful pointers. I’ll give ya this one for free: pass up on on the bear filters because despite what you may think, not cute. Also, boomerangs aren’t pics.

Sources: Tinder Facebook, Giphy. 

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