Ahh Twitter, you freaky corner of the internet. From memes to news to food, you never fail to entertain and astound even the most casual user. And buddy, you’ve done it again.
Twitter users have taken to the platform to share their weirdest childhood food combos after @samsanders shared his little piece of dietary freakishness.
Tell me your Weirdest eating/drinking habit you had as a kid!
I’ll go first: When I was like 8 years old, I used to carry a little bottle of apple cider vinegar around wherever I went, taking a swig every now and then like a lush w/his flask.
— Sam Sanders (@samsanders) 17 February 2019
From then, users did not disappoint. Strap in friends, this one’s gonna be a bumpy ride.
Wait… plain Doritos? Cheesy? Nacho? I need to know!
I always dunked my pizza crust in my coke. Still do sometimes, actually. I also used to crush up Doritos on top of vanilla ice cream. I like sweet and salty, okay??? https://t.co/ZA0YXNzz1Y
— Kylo Jen (@LateFines) 17 February 2019
Yeah look, wouldn’t recommend testing this out out.
As a kid, I was pretty fond of the taste of dry cat food. Probably still am, though I doubt I’ll be putting it to the test any time soon. Post-apocalyptic survival necessities notwithstanding. https://t.co/KA9NSDvjr5
— Mr. Killliver (@djdunclive) 17 February 2019
Yeah nah not about this one.
I loved sugar and dried onion sandwiches.
— Peter Jael (@PanaPhobe) 17 February 2019
So… a BL&M (banana lengthwise and mayo)?
Bananas (cut lengthwise) and mayo sandwiches. I thought that was a normal thing when I was like….6. I’d ask other neighborhood moms for it instead of pb&j.
— Robert Dunn (@PVwharfrat) 17 February 2019
It’s the hiding that gets me. She knew her shame.
I used to hide under the stairs in our basement and eat dry cake mix powder with a spoon. https://t.co/6A1epOOfAW
— Meggan (@meggan) 17 February 2019
Crunchy or smooth?
I smeared peanut butter on slices of bologna and rolled them up.
— Miriam (@_mo_town_) 17 February 2019
…kids are weird.