Valentines Day is only two days away, but you shouldn’t only be treating yourself once a year. We’ve teamed up with Lovehoney to bring you all their best toys, clothes, and accessories, personalised to how your star sign likes their sex, romance, and intimacy. From firey Scorpios to romantic Pisces, we’ve got you covered all year round.
Aries: March 21 – April 20
As a fire sign, Aries likes to get their own way. They know what they want, what feels good, and how to get it. Exciting and surprising sex is right up their alley, and the Tracey Cox Supersex Strap-On Pegging Kit will hit all the right spots. It’s perfect if you’ve never tried a strap on before, complete with a bullet vibe, two dildos, and a machine washable harness.
If that’s a little too much for you, the Vibrating Finger Bullet is perfect for shared or solo play, letting you bring your partner to their knees with a single finger.
Taurus: April 21 – May 21
Luxury and bodily experience is where it’s at for this star sign, so bring on the bubble baths, smelly candles, and massages. Turn your nights in up a notch by experimenting with sensation play, using the Oh! Hot Massage Rocks and Doc Johnson Japanese Hot Wax Drip Bondage Candles. The candles are a little more intense than the rocks, and need to be used safely, but temperature play can get people more alert and in their body than ever before. If you really want to put your Taurus on edge, drip some ice water on their skin while they’re expecting something hot- it’ll drive their nerve endings crazy.
Gemini: May 22 – June 21
Gemini is ruled by the planet of communication, Mercury, and when it comes to talking in the bedroom, Gemini is absolutely all for it. For a lot of people, dirty talk can be a challenge- it can make them feel embarrassed or like they need to be a poet for it to sound good. But the truth is, all it takes is honesty and practice. Which is why Lovehoney’s Oh! Talk Dirty Playing Cards is the perfect ice breaker. With a collection of phrases to get your gears going, these cards give you the chance to get a little practice while having a whole lot of fun.
Cancer: June 21 – July 22
Just like the crabs they’re named after, Cancers like to feel safe and comfortable in their own little shells. They value intimacy and trust, and what better way to do that than a full body massage? Take your time and add in a little something extra with the Oh! Sensual Body Massager and Tracey Cox SuperSex Massage Oil. The massager gives your massages that extra kick when kneading out knots and oil just smells and feels amazing. It’s the little things that show you care.
Leo: July 23 – August 22
These charismatic creatures love to be the center of attention and have everyone focused on them. So you better focus. Few things make them feel more desirable and sexy than a nice comfy set of lingerie. While that phrase might make people feel like throwing up from the stress of it all, Lovehoney’s lingerie comes in a whole range of styles, with a dedicated plus size section, too. If you’re feeling a little too overwhelmed, try a simple but gorgeous pair of stockings. You can practice wearing them with an outfit for a bit before putting them on full display.
Virgo: August 23 – September 22
Virgos are the Amy Santiagos of the sex world. They like practice, analysis, and attention to detail. Give them a chance to brush up on their theory with 52 Things I Want You To Do To Me and the SuperSex Sex Position Card Deck. This doesn’t just have to be for those who are partnered up either- you can learn a thing or two about solo play as well. Who said books can’t be sexy?
Libra: September 23 – October 22
Harmony is a ruling feature in a Libra’s life- everything they give, they expect to get. So why not get a sex toy that works for both of you? The Bionic Bullet 5 Function Vibrating Rabbit Cock Ring does just that, plus it’s waterproof! Or if there’s a lack of penises in your relationship, get yourself a double with the Double-Ended Dildo 12 Inch and give as good as you get.
Scorpio: October 23 – November 21
Ahh, Scorpios, the sexiest of all the signs. A very all or nothing sign, Scorpios are passionate and experimental in the bedroom, making this 11 piece Wild Weekend Mega Couple’s Sex Toy Kit the perfect match. It comes with vibrators, cock rings, anal beads, a butt plug, jiggle balls, and a male masturbator, so it might take you a little more than a weekend to get through everything.
Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21
Spontaneity and thrill seeking makes Sagittariuses notorious for traveling as much as possible. Give them a few of their favourite things with the Desire Luxury App Controlled Love Egg Vibrator. While it’s a bit pricey, it’s excellent reviews prove that it’s worth it. The egg stimulates internally and is controlled through an app with 8 different vibration patterns and 12 levels of intensity. And for those long distance lovers, the app allows you to control the egg even from the other side of the world.
Capricorn: December 22 – January 19
Caps can be a little too aware about themselves and so have some difficulty meeting their own expectations while also being flexible. Help them loosen up a little by gifting them something they can use when they’ve got some down time. The Satisfyer Pro2 Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator is a cult favourite and this Fleshlight Flight Pilot Male Masturbator is perfect all rounder fleshlight. Plus they’re not exclusive for solo play- another pair of hands can bring a whole different dynamic.
Aquarius: January 20 – February 18
Sex for Aquariuses can be a little unconventional or experimental, and what’s more experimental than Clone-A-Willy Glow In The Dark Vibrator Moulding Kit? They often like to keep things chill before locking someone down, and nothing says chill and relaxed like spending a night in making a glow in the dark dick. This toy is just so much fun, both the making of it and the final product, plus it shows your Aquarian partner that you’re down to clown.
Pisces: February 19 – March 20
Pieces are super seductive and dreamy, and their sex lives after often romantic and playful. In Lovehoney’s survey about the signs and sex, 3 out of 5 Pisces said they enjoyed dressing up in the bedroom, so let your fantasies run free with endless possibilities. If you need something to get you started, try something from Lovehoney’s pick of costumes and outfits.
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