Valentine’s Day is here, and while some of you are out on adorable dates being cute and shit, everyone else is either having a lil Galentine’s, or day drinking on the couch at 12pm while watching tragic romances and throwing pillows at the TV screen.
But don’t worry, someone IS thinking of you single dears on Valentine’s Day – me! And I’ve collected a bunch of funny single-for-Valentine’s-Day tweets just for you. So chill on the wine, and enjoy these relatable gems instead.
If you single for Valentine’s day just remember somebody in love is getting cheated on right now
— Mexican GBE Leader (@vuhsace) February 6, 2020
Valentines is coming up and the only thing I’m fuck!ng is sad…😞😢
— 6’4 𝙆𝙞𝙙 𝙅𝙨𝙣🦋🌎 (@Kid_Jsn) February 13, 2020
I will be spending my valentines day like every grown man should be.
Watching the Sonic movie alone in theaters pic.twitter.com/T2V7xYDmL6
— Shesez (@BoundaryBreak) February 12, 2020
Me because I’m single for valentines day pic.twitter.com/XvY0j7ZGNF
— visionary🔭🎇 (@FreemanRoshane) February 12, 2020
getting arrested on valentine’s day so i could say i was cuffed 😊
— Max 👑 (@maxxvalverde) February 3, 2020
— Simp Senpai (@SenpaiSimp) February 13, 2020
A Sentiment Many Can Relate To
If men wrote candy hearts:
– what r u up to?
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) February 14, 2018
Instead of showing our partners love through overpriced chocolate and trite greeting cards, this February we’re going to the cave of the goddess of breastfeeding, we’re sacrificing a goat, we’re annointing ourselves with its blood, we’re running naked through the streets of Rome
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) January 31, 2019
made some Valentine’s Day cookies pic.twitter.com/5nSbcb3oCO
— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) February 13, 2020
Ima evade my taxes for Valentine’s Day at least the IRS will want me
— Cryptic (@CrypticNoOne) February 5, 2020
— Damnnn Daniel (@the_dirty_dann) February 13, 2020
The Best Thing About Valentine’s Day Is Definitely The Chocolate Sales
I can’t wait for Valentine’s Day to be done and over with so stores can take the conversation heart candies off the shelves so I can get my jawline back
— Alissa Ashley (@alissa_ashleyy) February 6, 2020
Oh you don’t have a valentine on valentine’s day? Some people don’t even have a groundhog on groundhogs day. check your privilege
— Johnny Brittner (@JohnnyBrittner) February 10, 2019
You are never alone on Valentine’s Day if you’re near a lake and have bread.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) February 14, 2015
Yea i got plans for valentines 😘 pic.twitter.com/UlFHj5He9p
— ER-1 🖤 🦋 (@ErwonMaliksi) February 13, 2020
Ending On A Note That Resonates With Me
Dump your boyfriend not because I’m bored but because Valentine’s Day is coming up and it’s hard to explain but we can’t let capitalism win
— Gina (@ginadivittorio) February 10, 2019
Image Sources: Twitter