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Gwenyth Paltrow’s New Scammy Netflix Show Looks Fkd And Is Rightfully Getting BLASTED By Twitter

When will this rich-white-women nonsense CEASE.

I really wanted to forget about Gwenyth Paltrow’s slow decent into madness when she started advocated wacky health remedies with absolutely no medical background but lots of rich-white-woman influence. Alas, life just isn’t fair.

Ditching acting to pursue a lifestyle brand, Paltrow started her project Goop, which I don’t even want to explain lest the anti-vaxxers hear.

Despite being called out for being straight up dangerous to people’s health, a scam, and being fined $145,000 by regulators for selling harmful shit, Gwenyth Paltrow is now getting her own reality TV series on Netflix. As you do.

The trailer is super awkward, with Paltrow’s voice and speaking constantly sounded stilted, robotic and uncomfortable – maybe she accidentally got a jade egg stuck up her v-jay?

Anyway, Twitter is roasting the absolute fk out of the trailer because, why wouldn’t you, and we’re super happy to jump on the bandwagon. After all, the Netflix show is literally using the fact that Gwenyth Paltrow is “dangerous” and “unregulated” as part of their marketing – WTF? Like, surely this is not a selling point for her insane health remedies that have been disproved heaps of times.

Here are our fave Twitter roasts, because fuck Gwenyth Paltrow’s health misinformation.

Image Sources: Twitter

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