People Of The Internet Sum Up The Absolute Chaos That Is ‘The Office Christmas Party’

How to ruin your entire professional career in one night.

The office Christmas party is the one night of the year where you get to see your colleagues true colours. Or perhaps, they get to see your true colours…

It will go one of two ways. You have the potential to damage your entire professional career, your friendships with your colleagues and your whole work environment for the next few months. Or, you also have the potential to be the life of the party, form an unbreakable bond with your boss and suffer a painful hangover of victory for the next week.

People of Twitter have been sharing their experiences at the office Christmas party this year and they are honestly so relatable.

Here are 14 scenarios that perfectly sum up the work Christmas party.

#1 The PTSD

“Will she remember me crying to her about my love life for two and a half hours???”

#2 The Work Crush Shenanigans

NEVER tell your boss she is your work place crush….. Unless you work for a Kardashian, I will allow that…

#3 Holding In Farts

I don’t care if my partner had a sudden onset of salmonella – there is NO FARTING AT THE WORK CHRISTMAS PARTY!

#4 The Sad Truth

Go in, get the free drinks and food, get out.

#5 Bohemian Rhapsody

Can confirm – Bohemian Rhapsody is the national anthem of the office Christmas party.

#6 Did I Really Say That??

“Did I reveal all my weird and obscure opinions and insult several people??”

#7 Changing Job Every December

Say no more.

#8 “How’d Ya Pull Up?”

This is the universal sign that you were a true party animal. You should be very happy with this outcome.

#9 The Unbreakable Bonds

I will reiterate – nothing brings employees together like a huge freaking sesh.

#10 Everyone Is Sick For The Next Few Days

“Nah man, I’m not hungover, think I picked up a bit of a virus or something…”

#11 Work Crushes Should Be Illegal

It’s never going to end well…

#12 Down To The Last Cent

This damn company won’t get a single dime from me.

#11 People’s Excuses For Not Going

Might remember this one for next year…

#12 Holding In A Rant

Me when someone brings up a slightly controversial or political topic.

#13 The Next Day

You should get paid double time for going into work the day after the work Christmas party.

#14 For Those Of You Who Haven’t Had Your Work Christmas Party Yet….

I’m just gonna leave this here…

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