Obviously, the only redeemable quality of this entire toilet paper saga is the surplus of memes that have come out of it.
Now transcending the Aussie sphere, the whole world is laughing at us in the #ToiletPaperEmergency tag, because only Aussies are dumb enough to think that stocking up on toilet paper is the most actionable demand of the coronavirus crisis.
In Italy we are buying hand sanitizer gel… Why the hell in Australia you are buying toilet paper? #ToiletPaperEmergency #Coronvirus #wtf pic.twitter.com/iJhrhFz1lN
— Viola (@userjusttaken) March 4, 2020
What this says about us should be the subject of psychological and sociological research for years. pic.twitter.com/mLwMbuW4XR
— Virginia Trioli (@LaTrioli) March 4, 2020
I’m sure by now you’ve heard of the supermarket scuffles as people are buying stacks upon stacks of toilet paper because coronavirus will… make us shit in a continuous stream for the rest of our lives?
If you need that much bog roll for a potential 14 day quarantine, I think Coronavirus is the least of your troubles 💩🤦🏼♀️ #ToiletPaperApocalypse #toiletpapercrisis pic.twitter.com/GvSAjkZLtm
— KB (@KTB1115) March 4, 2020
Stocking up on hand sanitizer and pocket tissues I understand, but this is just stupid. Okay, so you’ve stocked up on toilet paper… now what? What is it going to achieve? Congrats, you may have a clean ass, but ya hands are still dirty AF.
Panic buying here folks 😱 #ToiletPaperEmergency #DontPanicMrMannering pic.twitter.com/Qr6AXn3j9j
— Naomi Lopez 🎠 (@meandaringalong) March 4, 2020
Anyway, here are the best #ToiletPaperEmergency tweets so far, and maybe they’ll redeem us of the stupidity of our nation.
I understand the final action sequence in “No Time To Die” involves James Bond in hand-to-hand combat with an Australian supermarket shopper over a 4-pack of toilet paper.#ToiletPaperApocalypse #toiletpapercrisis
— Byron Kaye (@byronkaye) March 4, 2020
You gotta love someone who’s ahead of the game… #ToiletPaperEmergency pic.twitter.com/UWEYNujG5z
— Snert Underpant (@SnertUnderpant) March 4, 2020
I’m offering a roll of toilet paper (original wrapper) for a week’s all expenses paid holiday in Hawaii for two, plus staff.
Any takers?#ToiletPaperEmergency— Barry Tucker (@btckr) March 4, 2020
#BREAKING Developers set to reap massive financial windfall with launch of ‘Toilet Paper Near Me’ app as Australian consumers continue to lose their shit over loo paper.#ToiletPaperEmergency #ToiletPaperMovies #Toiletpapergate #ToiletpapernearMe #auspol #ausmedia #toiletpaper pic.twitter.com/kgUItFiebQ
— tomred (@TomRed43) March 4, 2020
So Australians are making toilet paper sell out because of the #coronavirus but I’m just living for the eBay memes. 😂✌🏼 #toiletpapergate #ToiletPaperApocalypse #toiletpapercrisis pic.twitter.com/UUwYZXlffs
— MAKEUP BY MYKE (@makeupbymyke) March 4, 2020
Run out of shit tickets?
NT news has you converted!!#literally 🧻 @TheNTNews #ToiletPaperEmergency #Australia pic.twitter.com/yj4asrkLjA— RFTTE (@rftte) March 4, 2020
Just say no to the cheap stuff.#ToiletPaperEmergency pic.twitter.com/P9ZxUnKbGa
— JohnMc (@XJetPro) March 4, 2020
Why won’t Scott Morrison declare a #ToiletPaperEmergency? #toiletpapergate
— Eileen Toomey-Wright (@ToomeyWright) March 4, 2020
It’s Australia. It’s 2020. We have the media camped outside a toilet paper manufacturer asking workers“how was their day?”
Yep, this country is done.🤦♂️
The lunatics have taken over the asylum. #ToiletPaperApocalypse #toiletpapercrisis #papergate https://t.co/Qhpqgaq4Mq
— Brett Flower (@ELCA_Brett) March 4, 2020
There is always the daily telegraph #toiletpapergate #toiletpaper #ToiletPaperApocalypse pic.twitter.com/NWaaeUDi2C
— Glenn Coddington ACS (@GlennCoddington) March 4, 2020
In light of the current toilet paper crisis. We have responded. 🙂 Book a stay at the Brighton Savoy and receive a free roll of toilet paper.#onerollatatime #fixlandtax #familybusiness #brightonsavoy #toiletpapercrisis #panicbuying #ToiletPaperMovies #ToiletPaperApocalypse pic.twitter.com/euhLZnwP9E
— Brighton Savoy (@BrightonSavoy) March 4, 2020
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