Politics in Australia is a really sophisticated situation at the moment. The lead up to the Federal election is prompting the usual pre-election rigmarole we’re all used to seeing. We’ve witnessed Get-Up’s vid of Tony Abbott chewing on a brown onion in his budgies –fast slammed for totally missing the mark (wow, who woulda thought?).
We’ve also been subject to numerous scare campaigns featuring the nail-bitingly scary sepia filters, overly generic and scare-inducing soundtracks, and really frightening messages in red capital letters. It’s all really scary, really authentic and super effective.
Lately though, Aussies are fed up with letting their voices go unheard. Pollies just aren’t listening and we don’t know how else to communicate. In light of such a predicament, we’ve resorted to the basics…and when I say basic, I mean real basic. Cue #IDontLikeScottMorrison. It really embodies the less is more mentality and Twitter is currently experiencing a whole firestorm of whinging Aussies outlining all the reasons why they…you get my drift.
I don’t like the way he tells Lies
I don’t like the way he eats Pies
I don’t like his half baked Slogans
I don’t like him being a Bogan
I don’t like his Tweets
I don’t like the company he Keeps
I don’t like the way he Shouts
I can’t wait to throw him Out
— Allan Green (@Tank9999) April 25, 2019
An Ode To Scomo
I don’t like his smug asshole smirk
I don’t like his shitty Right Wing Policies
I don’t like his desperate attempt to be a Pub Going Footy Loving thumbs up average one of the guys Aussie bloke.
Yep. There are many reasons #IDontLikeScottMorrison
— Ron Pettersson (@ron_pettersson) April 25, 2019
To Heck With Scomo’s Smirk
I don’t like his smirk
I don’t like his RW ideology
I don’t like him being such a thumbs up fair dinkum fake
I don’t like all his endless lies
— 💧 Cathy 🍿 #ITrustBill (@cathybear69) April 25, 2019
I do not like him in a cap
I do not like him on Murdoch’s lap
I did not like him on his bus
I do not think he’s ‘one of us’
I do not like his nasty streak
I do not like the tongues he speaks
I do not like how they scam and con
In short, #IDontLikeScottMorrison
— 💧Diana (@dianainoz2) April 26, 2019
It’s Nothing Personal But…
Scott Morrison is my local Member for Cook.
I approached as a constituent to address issues facing many in his electorate
His office took 4 months to respond, became PM
Offered a meeting with a staffer
Nothing personal, but ….#IDontLikeScottMorrison
— 💧 Brett Flower (@au_bizcoach) April 25, 2019
Essentially, it’s just another day in Aussie politics. It’s really dignified and super top-notch stuff, like really.
Sources: @au_bizcoach, @dianainoz2, @cathybear69, @ron_pettersson, @Tank9999, 2gb.com.