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These Are All The Best #MakeAHorrorFilmLessScary Tweets Just In Time For Halloween

Oh Twitter, you have the answer to everything. Even horror-movie-phobias.

If you’re like me and you were forced to watch IT by your mates through the gaps in your fingers while trying not to pee your pants, the Halloween tradition of horror movie marathons is just too scary. I want to be able to sleep properly at night, dammit!

Luckily Twitter has come to the rescue right in time for Halloween, spoofing classic horror movie titles to give our timid selves a giggle. #MakeAHorrorFilmLessScary is our saving grace, friends.

And my personal faves:

Image source: Warners Bros. Pictures, Sony Pictures Releasing 

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